I am sorry.
I have never had a problem with Tiki Barber. Until today.
This ish he laid down
So, let me get this straight:
Your affair with your girlfriend is discovered, ruining your reputation and image and, oh yeah, DEVASTATING YOUR PREGNANT WIFE!
Girlfriend was carrying twins, people! Twins!
You go to your agent's place to go into hiding from the media. With same girlfriend.
The two of you lived in your agent's attic to avoid having to admit that you're a jerk who's been cheating on his wife, who was carrying children number 3 and 4 at the time.
And then tell Sports Illustrated in an interview that it's "like a reverse Anne Frank thing."
You compare this incident to being trapped in an attic, spending nearly every hour of every day in absolute silence in order to avoid torture and death by the Nazi regime.
He wins DA today.
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